Laundry Room –
what if everybody marked their baskets so if you forgot to collect your laundry
from the washer or dryer, your neighbor could knock on your door to remind you in the nicest way possible, that OTHERS
ARE WAITING! Believe me, they will thank
you for not having to rifle through your laundry, searching for clues and
wondering if those tiger-printed Calvin’s belong to you or the dude down the
hall!
Lobby – What if
puppy owners carried a roll of paper towels under their arm on their way to
their walk? It’s not unusual for happy
puppies (who are being gushed over), to make
it inside BEFORE they make it outside.
Totally understandable. But
leaving a puddle in front of the elevators while you race Fido out to make #2,
creates a slippery slope of yellow. Papering
over that puddle and cleaning it up when you get back will win you one
guaranteed ticket in Doggie Heaven (after you die, of course)!
Pool Umbrellas – What if the last person
leaving the pool area cranked down the umbrella and tied it shut so it doesn’t
take off in the wind and poke somebody in the eye? Wouldn’t you be nice?
Gym Men’s Room Toilet seat is ALWAYS UP. Why? Q. What’s the first thing you see when
you walk into our lovely redecorated Rec Room?
A. The Men’s Room door wide open and the bare-naked toilet seat up for
all to see. This image of an open toilet
is beautiful only to a dog, and ironically, dogs aren’t allowed in the Rec Room. So how about it, macho men?
Wet Wetsuit. Dear Boardie, if the Rules and Regs say I
can’t hang my wet wetsuit over the railing of my balcony or on the catwalk
railing, how the heck am I supposed
to dry the damn thing?! A. Hang it on a
hanger in your shower, then wait. Haven’t
you ever heard the saying time is the
great dryer? Important Reminder:
Don’t shower during the drying process or you will set yourself back AND no
doubt, be mad at yourself squeezing into a damp/cold/clammy wetsuit tomorrow.
Ka
