Wednesday, February 15, 2017

HELPING HOMEOWNERS HELP HOA!

                   
Dear Homeowners,
You are the Board’s eyes and ears.  We don’t notice everything in the building that you notice.  
So if you see something, say something.

Typical comments given to board members on the elevator
“The blue and green doors aren’t masculine enough.”
(Join the Interior Design Committee, have your opinions count.)
“My neighbor is making loud orgasms.”
(Tell them the honeymoon is over.  File a Noise Violation.)
“My neighbor yodeled in 1997.  The Board did NOTHING!”
(Problem must be current.)

PROBLEMS COME IN FOUR FLAVORS

Questions

“Can I throw a small pizza box in the chute?”  NO!  “Is construction  allowed on a Saturday?”  Yes.

Suggestions
“We should build a Jacuzzi by the pool.”  “Catwalk units should have picture windows.”  “There should be Wi-Fi in the gym.”   (We’ve got Wi-Fi!  See rec room refrig for channel and password.)

Complaints

“Somebody is smoking cigars somewhere!” (Details, please!)

Upkeep

There’s graffiti on the alley doors.  (Take a photo, send to us.)

A good way to send the Board a message is to:
A.    Scream at them as they’re getting in their car (least effective)
B.    Tell Marvin in the OnSite Office (He LOGS every complaint)
C.   Leave a note in the OnSite Office (Sign it, add your #)
D.   Email 
karyl.ptca@gmail.com
                        E.    Bring it up at a Board Meeting (No need to stay for the entire meeting)
F.    Drop a line in the PacificTowerHOA.ORG website Suggestion Box